Funny Quotes and Thoughts

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.

2. "Man Made Money, But Money Made Him Mad"
"Brilliant People Do Not make Mistakes, But Mistakes Make People Brilliants"

3. If women could read Minds, Every Second Man will Get slapped..

4. 3 most difficult things to do in the world:

1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please Put your tongue back inside.

5. After English exam
How was the Paper?
It was Easy But Question 5 Confused Me:/
What Was the Question?

Question 5 wanted the Past Tense of "Think",
I Thought & Thought & Thought
And End UP with Writing "Thinked"

6. I don't have an ATTITUDE problem
I just have a Personality you can't handle.

7. Just shut up, okay?
I'm allowed to dislike somebody who hurt me. I'm allowed to say what I want, laugh how I want, do what I want, and be who I want.
This is my life, and if you don't like it
Then there's something wrong with yours, not mine.

8. The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.Do you understand?